Safe-T Team: Judge, Jury & Seller Executioner
Well, brace yourself — because what I'm about to share might just make you believe that Amazon’s delivery team moonlights as a magic act. Now you see the product... now you don’t!
But the real illusion? That’s performed by the Safe-T team — who, in an Oscar-worthy performance, make seller accountability disappear and pull off a cover-up with the finesse of a courtroom drama villain.
Let’s break it down:
A package that never even reaches the seller's city (yes, miles away!) is somehow marked "undeliverable – seller not available."
An OTP magically appears for a return that was never attempted.
Other returns delivered the same day, by the same person, in the same time slot... but this one item goes poof?
Seller files Safe-T claim with hope in heart and truth in hand.
Safe-T team replies with the modern Amazon mantra:
🧘♂️ “Seller was unavailable.”
🧘♀️ “We can’t escalate.”
🧘 “Appeal to us, and only us, for we are the beginning and the end.”
Basically, you get to appeal to the same person who denied your claim, like pleading your case to a wall — a very smug wall. 🙃
No explanation. No accountability. Just a pattern of shielding the delivery team like it’s a national security operation. I’m half expecting them to hand out medals next for "valiant acts of parcel vanishing."
Real Examples from our account
🔹 Order ID: 406-9335963-3181111
Safe-T Claim: 84234-89595-6002024
Tracking:
🕒 Sun, Apr 27, 2025 – 11:33 PM IST – Hyderabad: Returning to seller
🌍 Reality check: The product never even reached Ghaziabad, but magically marked undeliverable due to "seller unavailability." Denied. Of course.
🔹 Order ID: 405-0706196-6319501
Safe-T Claim: 40787-70502-9329551
Tracking:
🕒 May 17, 2025 – 7:05 PM – Delhi: Package is undeliverable and being returned to sender
🌍 Again, never reached seller’s city. Still denied with the same robotic chant: Seller wasn’t available.
Is it just me, or are we watching a well-organized heist — but the vault is our inventory and Amazon’s pretending not to see the getaway van?
So here's a shoutout to the Safe-T team: We salute your dedication to protecting the delivery crew at all costs — especially the seller's. 🙃👏
Who's next?
Safe-T Team: Judge, Jury & Seller Executioner
Well, brace yourself — because what I'm about to share might just make you believe that Amazon’s delivery team moonlights as a magic act. Now you see the product... now you don’t!
But the real illusion? That’s performed by the Safe-T team — who, in an Oscar-worthy performance, make seller accountability disappear and pull off a cover-up with the finesse of a courtroom drama villain.
Let’s break it down:
A package that never even reaches the seller's city (yes, miles away!) is somehow marked "undeliverable – seller not available."
An OTP magically appears for a return that was never attempted.
Other returns delivered the same day, by the same person, in the same time slot... but this one item goes poof?
Seller files Safe-T claim with hope in heart and truth in hand.
Safe-T team replies with the modern Amazon mantra:
🧘♂️ “Seller was unavailable.”
🧘♀️ “We can’t escalate.”
🧘 “Appeal to us, and only us, for we are the beginning and the end.”
Basically, you get to appeal to the same person who denied your claim, like pleading your case to a wall — a very smug wall. 🙃
No explanation. No accountability. Just a pattern of shielding the delivery team like it’s a national security operation. I’m half expecting them to hand out medals next for "valiant acts of parcel vanishing."
Real Examples from our account
🔹 Order ID: 406-9335963-3181111
Safe-T Claim: 84234-89595-6002024
Tracking:
🕒 Sun, Apr 27, 2025 – 11:33 PM IST – Hyderabad: Returning to seller
🌍 Reality check: The product never even reached Ghaziabad, but magically marked undeliverable due to "seller unavailability." Denied. Of course.
🔹 Order ID: 405-0706196-6319501
Safe-T Claim: 40787-70502-9329551
Tracking:
🕒 May 17, 2025 – 7:05 PM – Delhi: Package is undeliverable and being returned to sender
🌍 Again, never reached seller’s city. Still denied with the same robotic chant: Seller wasn’t available.
Is it just me, or are we watching a well-organized heist — but the vault is our inventory and Amazon’s pretending not to see the getaway van?
So here's a shoutout to the Safe-T team: We salute your dedication to protecting the delivery crew at all costs — especially the seller's. 🙃👏
Who's next?
